1. gailpeckholly:

    untilyousayyes:

    gail/nick/holly | imagine me&you trailer

    this is hilarious, thank you for making this. still one of my favorite movies of all time.

    Reblogged from: gailpeckholly
  2. bottomjared:

im dead

    bottomjared:

    im dead

    Reblogged from: justawordshaker
  3. brittanias:

    last-snowfall:

    weareallmedie:

    firedanceryote:

    reptila-tequila:

    qeilla:

    thefreckledavantgardegoober:

    mysticmisfit89:

    Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

    No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.

    And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car.

    moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.”

    like, fuck off with that

    I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals.

    They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.”

    Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people.

    I’ve always said that moose hunting season is the one time of the year we’re allowed to fight back.

    Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night.

    Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away.

    honestly i was gonna try my damnedest to refute this bc it’s a really popular set of photos that often get sent around in giant e-mail chains (and thus just can’t be true), but everything i’ve found basically confirms that it’s (probably) real.

    welcome to canada!!!

    Reblogged from: brittanias
  4. cis-siberianorchestra:

    Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope.  I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.

    Reblogged from: hopelesslyscattered
  5. darlingdormer:

Natalie Dormer for “Face Up” [x]

'Face Up' is part of [the charity Plan UK]'s global Because I Am A Girl campaign, which aims to champion girls' rights across the world. Through it, Plan hopes to ensure that all girls can live safe from violence, gain an education, marry who they wish and have their voices heard. The primary focus of the campaign is to end Female Genital Mutilation (FGM) and prevent child marriage in a generation. Currently, more than 3.5 million girls are at risk from FGM across the globe, and a young girl is forced into marriage every two seconds.

    darlingdormer:

    Natalie Dormer for “Face Up” [x]

    'Face Up' is part of [the charity Plan UK]'s global Because I Am A Girl campaign, which aims to champion girls' rights across the world. Through it, Plan hopes to ensure that all girls can live safe from violence, gain an education, marry who they wish and have their voices heard. The primary focus of the campaign is to end Female Genital Mutilation (FGM) and prevent child marriage in a generation. Currently, more than 3.5 million girls are at risk from FGM across the globe, and a young girl is forced into marriage every two seconds.

    Reblogged from: unconsciouselection
  6. draelogor:

    fuckingconversations:

    teamfreekickass:

    spiffypop:

    housetohalf:

    mysnarkasm:

    When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

    She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

    Girl is 50 years old.

    FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

    fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

    You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

    Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

    This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

    Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

    with all the force of a great typhoon

    Reblogged from: ritamaevolk
  7. My Drunk Kitchen ft. Beanz Hart

    Reblogged from: cryingoverswarto
  8. "Anaconda" shifts the common narrative of a man conquering female bodies to Minaj’s own stories of sexcapades without apologies. Towards the end, the only man in the video appears: Drake, seated in the middle of an empty room with roaming spotlights and Minaj treating him to a lap dance. In the final seconds, he reaches to touch Minaj’s ass after she had been flaunting it in his face, and she immediately swats his hand and struts away. Her body belongs to her, and she can twerk it and work it however she pleases, and she doesn’t owe anything to anyone.
    Reblogged from: unconsciouselection
  9. windows-vriska:

    the hunger games aren’t amazingly unique or flawless or anything but I think katniss as a character is very important and i think the media misunderstands

    we aren’t in it for the cute boys. we’re in it for katniss. thousands of young girls were introduced to an introverted, angry girl born into poverty and watched her become the savior of the world and the media doesn’t seem to understand that she, as a character, is important to girls. not who she dates, but her

    Reblogged from: dealanexmachina
  10. outofcontextdnd:

    "This is my therapy dragon, she’s for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics."

    Reblogged from: weaseltotheface
  11. hopelessfangirl:

I can’t.

    hopelessfangirl:

    I can’t.

    EvansRotateFallBed

    Reblogged from: isagrimorie
  12. zapidos:

    My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

    Reblogged from: weaseltotheface
  13. kristaferanka:

    ramonasflower:

    Infinite Crisis - "What Do You Fight For?"

    Peace

    holy shit, diana.

    Reblogged from: meqhanory
  14. murdercabin:

    valchmerkovskiy:

    Val and Janel- Jazz - DWTS 19 (Movie Night) 

    QUADRUPLE THREAT NOW

    1) Manipulating Reality

    2) Singing

    3) Bluesnarfing

    4) KILLING IT ON (AND OFF) THE DANCE FLOOR

    #JanelOurQueen

    Reblogged from: heatherannehogan
  15. raising—me:

postdutystatus:

Or 24 hrs.

These are the absolute best.

    raising—me:

    postdutystatus:

    Or 24 hrs.

    These are the absolute best.

    Reblogged from: raising--me
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